Paris turns 25!

Paris Hilton turned 25 on Feb. 17, meaning she and I both fall under the astrological sign Aquarius. Paris is also known for having a delicate emotional constitution. Who would have thought we were the same in any way? Except that the things Paris and I have in common ends abruptly.

In the above photo, Paris is bloated or have a belly full of semen from a party colleague, Repayment, perhaps many deposits were made in the width of the Hilton this evening. We will never know because Paris does not kiss and tell. She does however, take copious notes, and lock her journals in storage facilities. She is also open to video taping her exploits so stay tuned for a video stocking on the Internet.

P. In other Hilton news, mentions she drugged out rocker Pete Doherty as a musical influence. Yes, you read it right. Click here for the full story . She wants to jump his fragile and coke-filled bones. Why? Because Kate Moss did, and she is hot!

posted by Cindy BOKMA @ 6:04